It was Thanksgiving weekend, and Zeus and Buddha were sitting around watching the Detroit Lions play from Mt. Olympus. Zeus was just sitting on his throne drinking a can of Pepsi, while Buddha was drinking Coke. Then Zeus said, "I am tired of watching this team get killed, I thought Lions are suppose yo be fierce!" Then Buddha said, "I don't know, I guess the Recession on Earth is hitting them hard. At this rate they should change their name to The Pink Bunnies." So a couple minutes later Zeus could not stand this horrible game anymore. He hurled a lightning bolt at Ford Field, and hit the ball right as it was in the air. Then Zeus shouted "I'm going to the East and watch the Steelers play." Zeus thought to himself, Finally a team that actually deserves to be on NBC and ESPN.
Zeus and Buddha later went to Coach Joe and and asked him how the Lions could improve. Joe just laughed and said pray. Zeus and Buddha were determined to help the Lions. They traveled to the West, to ask Coach Jim to help. After searching on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday they finally found him. So Jim said "Get us out of this Depression and I will tell you." So after much thought they fixed it and Coach Jim told them the secret. Just as they got back to Detroit, Aunt Alice (Zeus's aunt) and Uncle Ming (Buddha's uncle) said "You have to finish reading your books." Zeus had to read Expresso a book about speaking Spanish. Buddha had to read Gootentog, a book about speaking German. After all the work they could not tell the Lions how to get better and the Lions have been bad ever since.
Great Job. I think your take on a horrible team was funny and it was very descriptive.
ReplyDeleteGreat Job! I like all the humor you put into the story :D
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